[00:01:07]Congratulations.
[00:01:08]Smile, George.[br]You're getting married.
[00:02:00]Smile, George.[br]You're getting married.
[00:02:17]Now, what is the correct[br]distance between two people?
[00:02:19]The optimum distance[br]is 2 1/2 feet approximately...
[00:02:24]or one arm's length.
[00:02:42]So, when does she arrive?
[00:02:44]This afternoon. I'm[br]picking her up at the airport.
[00:02:47]Smile, sir.[br]You're getting married.
[00:03:35]Flight 619 from Lagos, Nigeria[br]now arriving at gate 6.
[00:03:56]Miss Ochenado?
[00:03:58]Sophie Ochenado.
[00:04:01]My fiancée.
[00:04:12]Miss Ochenado arrived yesterday.
[00:04:16]-Yesterday?[br]-Correct.
[00:04:17]Same flight, but yesterday.
[00:04:22]-Uncle?[br]-George, where are you?
[00:04:26]What the hell is going on?
[00:04:27]Sophie's here. She just arrived.
[00:04:29]Said you weren't there[br]to meet her.
[00:04:31]I must've got the day wrong.
[00:04:33]The day wrong?[br]Are you completely stupid?
[00:04:37]I'm sorry.
[00:04:39]I've just had a lot on my mind[br]recently, and I forgot.
[00:04:43]But don't worry. I'll be there.
[00:04:45]I'll get the next bus[br]straight out tomorrow morning.
[00:04:47]I'm worried, George.
[00:04:49]Anything that involves you[br]makes me worried.
[00:04:53]You're getting married[br]in three days, George.
[00:04:56]It's time to clock in.
[00:04:58]Remember, George, your parents[br]would've been proud.
[00:05:02]They loved Sophie[br]as one of their own.
[00:05:05]It's what they always wanted.
[00:05:07]I know.
[00:05:08]Please, George, just try[br]and stay out of trouble.
[00:05:11]I will.
[00:05:19]Do you have a pencil?
[00:05:21]A pencil.
[00:05:26]Thank you.
[00:05:37]Sorry.
[00:05:39]Thanks.
[00:05:48]I'm sorry. It's just--look.
[00:05:51]¿Buonita e?
[00:05:56]Alicia.
[00:05:59]George.
[00:06:01]Ah. Jorge.
[00:06:03]-What?[br]-Jorge means George in Spanish.
[00:06:06]¿Habla Espanol?
[00:06:12]They say it brings good luck[br]in love.
[00:06:21]I better get going.
[00:06:23]Oh, me, too.
[00:06:26]Bye. Thank you. Whoops. Sorry.
[00:06:32]Do you want to come[br]to a party tonight?
[00:06:36]A party?
[00:06:38]Oh, no. No, I can't.
[00:06:40]Listen. Take this...
[00:06:43]and if you change your mind,[br]come, OK?
[00:06:49]Flight 654 to Paris, France,[br]gate now closing.
[00:06:56]OK, let's think of something.
[00:06:58]I lower the daisies, OK?
[00:07:00]When I do this, that's your cue[br]to strike up and join us, right?
[00:07:04]And play with gusto, OK?
[00:07:17]Claudette.
[00:07:18]Gerard, where have you been?
[00:07:22]My plane is about to leave.
[00:07:23]I know, I know. I'm sorry,[br]darling. I'm sorry.
[00:07:27]Claudette, I love you.
[00:07:29]I really have to get going.
[00:07:33]Give me your hand.
[00:07:34]Claudette Chadoutard,[br]will you be my wife?
[00:07:56]But, Claudette, I love you.
[00:07:57]I'm in love with you,[br]and you're my sunshine.
[00:07:59]Flight 654 to Paris, France.[br]Gate now closing.
[00:08:03]That's me.
[00:08:05]It won't budge.
[00:08:08]Twist it.
[00:08:14]I have to go.
[00:08:16]I'll miss my flight.
[00:08:18]I'm sorry.
[00:08:23]I'll send it in the post.
[00:09:15]Flight 654 to Paris, France,[br]gate now closed.
[00:09:59]Thank you.[br]Thank you for the--you know?
[00:10:04]Oh. Right, right.
[00:10:08]Thank you for the lift.
[00:10:09]Oh, no. Come on, come on.[br]It was the least I could do.
[00:10:15]So, George, tell me--[br]what's cooking, huh?
[00:10:21]I'm sorry. What?
[00:10:22]What's cooking?[br]What's happening?
[00:10:24]Oh, right, right.
[00:10:28]Well, I'm getting married.
[00:10:36]What? What is it?
[00:10:44]So, you're about to get married,[br]and I've just been axed.
[00:10:49]The irony of life, huh?
[00:10:53]Tell me about your fiancée.
[00:10:58]-Are you sure?[br]-Yes, yes, I'm sure.
[00:11:00]Don't worry about me, you know?[br]Water under the bridge.
[00:11:06]Well, she's from Nigeria.
[00:11:09]That's where my family's[br]from originally.
[00:11:12]Her name is Sophie.
[00:11:15]Sophie? Oh, tres jolie, Sophie.[br]J'adore Sophie.
[00:11:19]Here's a...
[00:11:22]Here's a picture of her[br]with my aunt and uncle.
[00:11:27]They live up near Niagara.
[00:11:30]-Great.[br]-That's where the wedding is.
[00:11:32]Niagara?
[00:11:34]Oh, Niagara Falls,[br]capital of love.
[00:11:37]Claudette and I talked about[br]going there sometime.
[00:11:55]Pardon, George, pardon.
[00:11:57]You know, hey, listen,[br]I have a good idea.
[00:12:00]I'm going to cook for you,[br]you know?
[00:12:01]I'll buy some steak,[br]some good wine--
[00:12:04]French wine, you know?
[00:12:05]My treat. I'll prepare a feast.
[00:12:08]My way of saying[br]thank you, huh?
[00:12:10]Oh.[br]That's really not necessary.
[00:12:13]Oh, come on, I insist.[br]I insist, you know?
[00:12:16]Besides, I love to cook,[br]you know?
[00:12:18]You've been kind enough.
[00:12:20]I really should[br]just get going home.
[00:12:27]I understand, you know?[br]You want to be alone.
[00:12:31]Don't worry about me.[br]Me? I'll be fine. Fine.
[00:12:35]Oh, no, it's not that. It's[br]just I have a big day tomorrow.
[00:12:38]I have a lot of traveling[br]to do, and...
[00:12:40]OK. We'll say good-bye.
[00:12:46]I hate good-byes.
[00:13:00]Do you want to come to a party?
[00:13:05]You're getting married[br]in three days, George.
[00:13:22]You came back?
[00:13:26]Do you want to go to a party?
[00:13:54]I need a drink, OK, George?
[00:13:57]You go have some fun.[br]I'll be fine.
[00:14:57]Jorge?
[00:15:08]George, you came.
[00:15:11]¿Esta bien? Are you all right?
[00:15:13]Yeah.[br]I just feel a little dizzy.
[00:15:16]Oh, come and sit down.
[00:15:30]Your glasses.
[00:15:32]Contacts.
[00:15:33]Oh. Cool.
[00:15:36]Have you ever thought about[br]wearing contacts?
[00:15:39]No. I don't think my face makes[br]much sense without my glasses.
[00:15:45]Yours does, though.
[00:15:47]You look nice.
[00:15:50]Gracias.
[00:15:52]De nada.
[00:16:02]So, what's the party for?
[00:16:05]It's a leaving party.
[00:16:06]Oh. Who's leaving?
[00:16:09]Me.
[00:16:11]Why?
[00:16:12]I'm moving to Canada.
[00:16:15]Why?
[00:16:17]You ask a lot of questions.
[00:16:19]Oh. Sorry.
[00:16:21]Good question, though.
[00:16:24]My boyfriend's[br]really the reason I'm going.
[00:16:37]I'm sorry. I'm...
[00:16:40]Canada. Cool.
[00:16:43]We're hitching up there[br]this weekend via my mom's.
[00:16:46]She lives near the border--[br]a place called Appleduck.
[00:16:49]-Appleduck.[br]-Do you know it?
[00:16:54]You're hitching up there?
[00:16:58]Nathan's against us[br]owning a car.
[00:17:01]-Nathan?[br]-My boyfriend.
[00:17:04]Oh, right.
[00:17:07]Do you want to dance?
[00:17:09]No. No, I can't. I don't.
[00:17:12]Oh, come on. It's lots of fun.
[00:17:15]I'll teach you.
[00:17:29]-Babe, you've been ignoring me.[br]-I have not.
[00:17:32]You were busy with your fans.
[00:17:34]Anyway, Nathan, this is George.
[00:17:38]Are you stealing my girl?
[00:17:40]Just kidding.
[00:17:43]You didn't come with[br]that crazy French guy, did you?
[00:17:45]He's in a bit of a state.[br]Nearly got into a fight.
[00:17:47]-Oh, God. I'm sorry.[br]-No, don't worry. It happens.
[00:17:52]He's up on the roof now--[br]singing.
[00:17:55]I should go and get him.
[00:17:57]-I'm sorry.[br]-Come back and dance.
[00:18:03]Shut up!
[00:18:05]A bit of peace and quiet,[br]please!
[00:18:09]Shut up! Shut up, you!
[00:18:18]-Gerard.[br]-Quoi?
[00:18:23]You came back to me?
[00:18:26]Now go away. I'm busy.
[00:18:30]Gerard, what are you doing?
[00:18:34]What does it look like?
[00:18:36]It's looks like[br]you're going to jump.
[00:18:38]Correct. Now go away, please.
[00:18:43]Gerard,[br]you've had a lot to drink...
[00:18:45]and you're not[br]thinking straight.
[00:18:46]You've had too much to drink...
[00:18:47]and you're really not[br]thinking straight.
[00:18:49]I'm thinking perfectly straight.
[00:18:50]I never thought so straight[br]in my entire life, you know?
[00:18:55]George, my life is pathetic.
[00:18:58]Every time I meet someone,[br]they run.
[00:19:02]They run, run, run!
[00:19:04]Why, George? Why?[br]I can't stand it!
[00:19:07]Gerard.[br]Gerard, just jump tomorrow.
[00:19:13]If you jump today,[br]it'll just be horrible.
[00:19:17]I mean, just wait.
[00:19:18]Just wait for one more day,[br]and then you can jump.
[00:19:20]You can jump all you want,[br]just jump tomorrow.
[00:19:23]I get the idea.
[00:19:27]What?
[00:19:29]Jump tomorrow.
[00:19:31]That's the best talk-down[br]speech I've ever heard.
[00:19:34]Jump tomorrow!
[00:19:41]You've heard others?
[00:19:46]Perhaps.
[00:19:54]I'll jump tomorrow.
[00:20:01]L'amour, George.
[00:20:04]L'amour.
[00:20:06]Never underestimate the power[br]of love, George, you know?
[00:20:11]No problem.
[00:21:14]You're a good guy, George.
[00:21:17]You're a good friend to have.
[00:21:20]I owe you.
[00:21:22]Yeah, yeah. That's it.
[00:21:27]So, off with your bride, huh?
[00:21:30]Lucky man.
[00:21:38]I have an idea, George.
[00:21:41]-Really?[br]-Yes, yes.
[00:21:43]I'm going to drive you[br]to Niagara.
[00:21:48]I'm going to drive you[br]to your wedding.
[00:21:49]That's really not necessary.[br]You don't--
[00:21:51]Oh, please. No, no. That's[br]the least I can do for you.
[00:21:54]I'm going to drive you to--yes.[br]I'm going to drive you. Yes.
[00:21:57]-You don't--[br]-Come on, please.
[00:21:59]-No, come on, please.[br]-No. It's really not necessary.
[00:22:01]It's--no, no, no, Gerard.
[00:22:40]Oh.[br]Don't touch the seat, you know?
[00:22:42]It's very sensitive. It's a D.S.
[00:22:55]So, tell me what it says[br]about Niagara.
[00:23:00]"Niagara. Population 60,000.
[00:23:03]"Niagara--often referred[br]to as the capital of love..."
[00:23:06]See? I told you.
[00:23:08]"but more recently[br]has fallen on harder times...
[00:23:10]"and is perhaps[br]now better known...
[00:23:11]"as the suicide capital[br]of America."
[00:23:15]Ridiculous.
[00:23:34]Quoi?
[00:23:35]Nothing.
[00:23:38]Rien.
[00:23:39]Oh, tu parles Francais, George?
[00:23:44]Do you speak any Spanish?
[00:23:46]Spanish? Si. Spanish.
[00:23:49]Si. La bonita senorita.[br]Del torero de...
[00:23:55]No, I don't. Why?
[00:23:57]I was just wondering.
[00:24:01]So, tell me, George.
[00:24:03]What do you do when[br]you're not getting married?
[00:24:05]Oh, I work in leisure travel.
[00:24:10]So, you must travel a lot.
[00:24:11]No. Actually,[br]I've never been anywhere.
[00:24:18]You've got a lot of traveling[br]to do, my friend.
[00:24:24]Hey, co-pilot, check the map.
[00:24:29]Hey, come on,[br]check the map here.
[00:24:46]-Appleduck.[br]-Quoi?
[00:24:48]Appleduck. We could go there.[br]It's right on the way, sort of.
[00:24:54]-Appleduck.[br]-Yeah.
[00:24:56]I hear it's very scenic.[br]It's got lots of trees.
[00:24:59]Trees?
[00:25:01]You want trees?
[00:25:03]OK, if you want trees,[br]you'll have trees.
[00:26:58]Coffee?[br]Yeah. Two coffees, please.
[00:27:12]I don't know what you see[br]in those things.
[00:27:14]It's so silly.
[00:27:17]Well, maybe I am a bit silly.
[00:27:40]And one of these.
[00:27:54]-Gerard.[br]-Quoi?
[00:27:55]It stopped.
[00:28:01]You know, Claudette and I...
[00:28:04]talked about one day running[br]a gas station together...
[00:28:08]somewhere in the country.
[00:28:11]And I would cook,[br]and she would pump, and...
[00:28:18]You and Sophie...
[00:28:21]you've been in love[br]for many years?
[00:28:26]Yeah. We grew up together.[br]We were friends.
[00:28:31]Childhood sweethearts, huh?
[00:28:33]Sort of, but I haven't seen her[br]in quite some time.
[00:28:42]How long?
[00:28:48]Like two or maybe three years.
[00:28:50]Two, maybe three years,[br]and you're to be married?
[00:28:53]Yes. Well, it's been planned[br]for a very long time.
[00:28:56]-Planned by who?[br]-Oh, by everyone, really.
[00:28:59]By my uncle and her parents[br]and us, a little bit.
[00:29:04]-And you're happy about this?[br]-I'm sorry?
[00:29:06]I mean, you want to be married?
[00:29:08]Well, yes.[br]My parents would be very proud.
[00:29:12]Your parents?
[00:29:15]They're dead.
[00:29:20]I'm sorry, George.
[00:29:22]I'm still waiting[br]for mine to go.
[00:29:25]I'm joking.[br]It's a bad, bad joke, OK?
[00:29:28]I'm such a vulgar man sometimes.
[00:29:31]They would be very happy[br]knowing that I'm settling down.
[00:29:36]I see.
[00:29:50]-But you love her, hmm?[br]-I'm sorry?
[00:29:54]Sophie.[br]You are in love with her?
[00:30:00]Yeah, sort of.
[00:30:02]Sort of?[br]What does "Sort of" mean?
[00:30:05]Well...
[00:30:09]-Well, love's not everything.[br]-Quoi?
[00:30:12]But, George,[br]how can you say such a thing?
[00:30:18]-Alicia.[br]-What?
[00:30:21]Gerard, follow that truck.
[00:30:23]OK. Now you're talking, tiger.[br]Now you're talking. Yeah.
[00:30:31]Oh, by the way, George,[br]who exactly are we following?
[00:30:35]-Oh, just a friend.[br]-Just a friend? Fine.
[00:30:41]This is Spanish for beginners.
[00:30:44]Lesson one--the supermarket.
[00:30:48]Please, two pounds of sausage[br]and one of ham.
[00:30:59]I would like[br]some goat cheese, please.
[00:31:01]Is it fresh?
[00:31:52]"The Love Lodge."
[00:31:54]Mon dieu.
[00:31:58]This girl, you like her, no?
[00:32:04]I must be completely crazy.
[00:32:07]I am just completely crazy.
[00:32:10]We have to get going.
[00:32:13]Gerard, what are you doing?
[00:32:14]Hey, it's late.[br]We need some place to stay.
[00:32:16]This Love Lodge will do fine.
[00:32:44]Great, no?
[00:32:46]We are kings.
[00:32:49]Wow, man.[br]That's pretty cool, eh?
[00:32:53]So, we plan the attack now.
[00:32:55]What?
[00:32:56]Point one--
[00:32:58]it seems like the object[br]of your desire has a boyfriend.
[00:33:01]It's no problem. He's English.[br]I don't trust him.
[00:33:05]Point two--all we have to do...
[00:33:07]is to make her[br]fall in love with you.
[00:33:10]How? Point three--the key[br]to every woman's heart is...
[00:33:15]jealousy.
[00:33:16]She must see you with another,[br]and then she will be possessed.
[00:33:19]She will have to have you.[br]Et voila.
[00:33:23]-Gerard, I--[br]-Shh. Trust me.
[00:33:26]I know what I'm talking about,[br]you know.
[00:33:28]I have experience[br]in these matters, my friend.
[00:33:54]Tonight,[br]we'll hit the dance floor.
[00:33:56]Tonight, we are tigers.
[00:33:58]Tigers, George. Yeah.
[00:34:20]Oh, sorry.
[00:34:24]Sorry.
[00:34:32]I can't wait[br]to meet your family.
[00:34:35]It's going to be fascinating.
[00:34:38]Fascinating?
[00:34:40]You know what I mean.
[00:34:42]If they're anything like you,[br]it's going to be heaven.
[00:34:50]Let's order in,[br]have a quiet night.
[00:34:53]I've got a little surprise.
[00:34:59]What do you reckon?
[00:35:03]It's made of bone.
[00:35:04]Bone? Wow.
[00:35:07]It's original. Comes[br]from the ancient Mori people.
[00:35:13]Wow. It's...lovely.
[00:35:18]You see that little insignia[br]there?
[00:35:20]That symbolizes eternity.
[00:35:23]Really?
[00:35:31]Listen, you don't have[br]to say anything now.
[00:35:33]Just wear it for a bit,[br]see how you feel.
[00:35:39]I don't know what to say.
[00:35:42]Thank you.
[00:35:58]Not bad.
[00:36:01]A little sweet, perhaps. Yeah.
[00:36:23]Ooh, I think they like us.
[00:36:35]Sorry. Let's give it up[br]for the Shards of Glass.
[00:36:40]Yes, yes, yes.
[00:36:42]I'd just quickly like[br]to take this opportunity...
[00:36:45]to officially welcome you[br]all here to the Love Lodge.
[00:36:48]Welcome, all you lovers,[br]young and old.
[00:36:51]Yes, yes, yes.
[00:36:53]I'd also like to welcome[br]our official sponsors tonight...
[00:36:56]Leather Goods and Services.
[00:37:02]That's quite enough from me.
[00:37:03]Let's get you down on the dance[br]floor, ladies and gents...
[00:37:06]for a bit of old-time fun,[br]Love Lodge style.
[00:37:10]Take it away, Shards of Glass.
[00:37:16]Tiger. Tiger, George. Grr!
[00:37:38]-Hi.[br]-Hi. Heather.
[00:37:41]-George.[br]-Heather Leather.
[00:37:44]What?
[00:37:45]It's my full name, or[br]my professional name, anyway...
[00:37:48]you know, when I'm promoting.
[00:37:51]Oh, Heather Leather.[br]Ah. That's good.
[00:37:55]-Ticklish?[br]-What?
[00:38:01]Good.
[00:38:04]Lexus.
[00:38:07]Lexus...Sexus?
[00:38:10]-Sorry?[br]-Nothing.
[00:38:16]She's crazy about you.
[00:38:18]-Who?[br]-Heather.
[00:38:21]Oh, God.
[00:38:22]She wants to see you alone, man.
[00:38:24]Oh, God.
[00:38:26]Come on, don't panic. Trust me.
[00:38:29]Alicia will see you[br]in a whole new light.
[00:38:31]How's she going to know?[br]She's not even here.
[00:38:34]Well, she'll be here any minute.[br]Come on, George. Live a little.
[00:38:37]I've done enough living.
[00:38:39]I'm going to go back[br]to the room. You?
[00:38:42]What?
[00:38:45]Come on!
[00:41:03]-Hi, Georgie.[br]-Hi.
[00:41:06]Your friend said[br]you wanted to hang out.
[00:41:08]Shall I come in?
[00:41:11]-Georgie?[br]-Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure.
[00:41:16]Can I use your bathroom?
[00:41:18]What?
[00:41:30]-Don't be mad.[br]-Gerard--
[00:41:32]All right, come on. She's[br]a very strong woman, you know?
[00:41:34]She practically forced[br]the room number out of me.
[00:41:38]Don't worry about me.
[00:41:40]I'll be fine, you know?[br]I'll just hang out here.
[00:41:43]I'm not worried about you.
[00:41:45]Hey, listen.[br]Don't forget one thing--
[00:41:47]the candle beside the bed,[br]and the haut cologne, you know?
[00:41:50]Put it on your face.[br]Gives the right message, OK?
[00:41:53]-She's coming![br]-Great! Don't panic.
[00:41:56]Remember--[br]cologne and candle, OK?
[00:41:58]After this,[br]Alicia will love you, you know?
[00:42:01]Oh, God.
[00:42:03]Hey, remember--tigers, George.[br]Tigers!
[00:42:12]Won't be a minute.
[00:42:42]Coming.
[00:42:49]Georgie, Georgie, George.
[00:42:53]What's that smell?
[00:43:08]Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
[00:43:11]-That's all right. Bless you.[br]-Thank you.
[00:43:14]I'll turn on the light.
[00:43:28]Heather Leather?
[00:43:46]There you are. I've been[br]looking for you everywhere.
[00:43:50]So, how did it go?
[00:43:57]I don't want to talk about it.
[00:44:00]Ah. So, you're mad, huh?[br]I can tell that.
[00:44:03]Well, maybe I got the whole[br]jealousy thing a bit wrong.
[00:44:06]-Well--[br]-A bit?
[00:44:09]OK, George,[br]I just checked at reception.
[00:44:12]They already left.[br]If we hurry, we can catch them.
[00:44:14]-Come on.[br]-Gerard, stop.
[00:44:16]I'm getting married[br]the day after tomorrow.
[00:44:19]Alicia has a boyfriend[br]and is probably very happy...
[00:44:21]and just wants[br]to be left alone--as I do.
[00:44:26]Quoi?
[00:44:29]Listen, I appreciate you[br]trying to help me out and all...
[00:44:32]but I really think it's better[br]if I go the last bit alone.
[00:44:35]Quoi? George.
[00:44:37]There's a bus leaving[br]in an hour..
[00:44:39]and I'm gonna take that.
[00:44:40]But, George, I thought[br]we were buddies, you know?
[00:44:43]I was only trying to help, man.
[00:44:45]No. No, you weren't. Not really.
[00:44:49]I was just your latest project.
[00:44:50]I was just a way[br]for you to kill some time.
[00:44:54]Gerard, please.[br]I just want to be alone.
[00:44:59]I better get going.
[00:45:13]OK, all I know is,[br]you have to follow your heart.
[00:45:15]I mean, you can't fight it.[br]It's too strong.
[00:45:18]Come on,[br]think of the great lovers.
[00:45:20]Think of Romeo and Juliet.
[00:45:21]Think of Anthony and Cleopatra,[br]Tristan and Isolde--
[00:45:25]you know, they sacrificed[br]themselves for it.
[00:45:26]If you walk away now...
[00:45:28]you're turning your back[br]on all their love...
[00:45:29]on all their hard work, man.
[00:45:31]You can't turn your back[br]on love, because, you know...
[00:45:33]love is the milk of life--[br]and the cream, too.
[00:45:37]Love is everything.
[00:45:38]Where the hell[br]has love got you?
[00:45:42]That was mean to say that.
[00:45:50]Yeah, it was.
[00:45:53]No, but you're right.
[00:45:56]Love is unkind.
[00:46:00]Love is overrated.
[00:46:16]No, it's not.
[00:46:41]"F," "F." Flamingo.
[00:46:47]Fireman.
[00:46:51]Fly.
[00:46:54]It's a ridiculous game[br]anyway...
[00:46:56]this "I Spy" thing, you know?
[00:46:59]-You give up?[br]-No.
[00:47:03]-"F"...[br]-Alicia.
[00:47:06]No, it's not an "A,"[br]it's an "F."
[00:47:16]Well, it's raining.
[00:47:37]George from the party. What[br]an extraordinary coincidence.
[00:47:44]And your French friend.
[00:47:51]So, you're from France, Gerard?
[00:47:53]Oui. Parlez vous Francais?
[00:47:55]-Ah, oui, oui, bien sur.[br]-Tres bien.
[00:47:57]-It has its uses.[br]-I'm glad you think so.
[00:48:00]I'm afraid it's days[br]are numbered, though.
[00:48:02]How is that?
[00:48:03]Well, I foresee[br]in the not-too-distant future...
[00:48:05]we'll be down[br]to three languages.
[00:48:07]Ah, and I suppose[br]one will be English?
[00:48:09]Yes. I see it coming down to[br]English, Spanish, and Chinese.
[00:48:19]Life is like a river.
[00:48:23]You know, you're[br]a typical bloody Englishman.
[00:48:25]You think you rule the world.
[00:48:26]No, no, no. France,[br]the language, French culture--
[00:48:30]it's important, I grant you.
[00:48:32]But "was" is the key word here.
[00:48:34]"Was." Maybe you're not[br]equating with people...
[00:48:37]like Monet, Manet,[br]Degas, Renoir--
[00:48:39]Monet, Manet--[br]that's precisely my point.
[00:48:41]Everyone you mention is dead,[br]in the past.
[00:48:44]And there's no room[br]for sentiment.
[00:48:45]Now is now, Gerard.
[00:48:47]"Now is now."[br]That's profound, you know?
[00:48:49]Because you had these[br]four guys from Liverpool...
[00:48:51]you think you have the monopoly[br]of twentieth century culture?
[00:48:54]It was last century anyway![br]Back in the sixties!
[00:48:57]So, what are you talking about?
[00:48:58]And look at this car[br]you're in, you know?
[00:49:00]It's a wonderful car. It's[br]a really modern car. Come on.
[00:49:02]I'm just trying to tell you[br]the language is going to die.
[00:49:05]No, it's not![br]OK, OK, I have news for you.
[00:49:08]OK, listen to that.
[00:49:10]-This is Spanish for--[br]-No, not this tape.
[00:49:15]OK. Listen to this.
[00:49:33]¿Alicia, habla usted Espanol?
[00:49:36]-Si, claro. ¿ Y tu?[br]-Poco, poco.
[00:49:41]But, you know,[br]George and I are learning...
[00:49:44]and George[br]is quite good, actually.
[00:49:47]See?[br]We have a tape and everything.
[00:49:49]Come on, George,[br]we have to practice anyway.
[00:49:52]Buenos dias, Senora Lopez.
[00:49:56]Buenos dias, Senor Ortiz.
[00:50:01]¿ Como esta usted hoy?
[00:50:04]Bien, gracias.
[00:50:08]No esta mal, no esta mal.
[00:50:10]Oh, so you speak Spanish, too,[br]Nathan?
[00:50:12]Claro.[br]Es el lenguaje del amor.
[00:50:45]So, where are you guys headed?
[00:50:46]Canada, eventually.
[00:50:49]But we're stopping[br]at my mom's on the way.
[00:50:51]Al's mom runs a little diner[br]in the back of beyond.
[00:50:53]It's not so small.
[00:50:57]Do you go anywhere[br]near Appleduck?
[00:50:59]Appleduck.
[00:51:01]Actually, we drive right by.
[00:51:04]Yeah, you know.[br]Yeah, I hear it's very scenic.
[00:51:08]Lots of trees.
[00:51:10]Well, you know, the usual.
[00:51:14]You could just drop us[br]at exit ten.
[00:51:16]We're not far from there.
[00:51:18]Oh, come on. Don't be silly.[br]We'll drive you all the way.
[00:51:20]-Are you sure?[br]-Yeah.
[00:51:22]I really don't want[br]to put you guys out.
[00:51:24]No, it's no problem.[br]Huh, George?
[00:51:30]So, what about you?
[00:51:32]Where are you guys headed?
[00:51:38]We're going to Niagara.
[00:51:40]I'm visiting a friend there.
[00:51:42]Niagara--capitol de l'amor[br]y del suicidio.
[00:52:14]-Thank you.[br]-Sure.
[00:52:26]-How long have you and Na--[br]-Nathan and I?
[00:52:30]A year.
[00:52:33]Almost two.
[00:52:36]He means well.
[00:52:37]Oh, sure. He seems really,[br]like, into things.
[00:52:42]Yeah. Yeah, he's...into things.
[00:52:55]He's very bright.
[00:52:57]He knows so much.
[00:53:02]Much more than me.
[00:53:08]He...
[00:53:10]He was my professor at school.
[00:53:14]Oh, I see.
[00:53:25]Anyone special in your life?
[00:53:29]What about this friend[br]you're visiting?
[00:53:31]Oh, Sophie.
[00:53:33]Well, she's a family friend.
[00:53:42]We're to be married.
[00:53:47]Wow.
[00:53:51]-Congratulations.[br]-Oh, thank you.
[00:53:58]Come on, let's go!
[00:54:04]Not much farther now. If you[br]take the next left, Gerard...
[00:54:07]I can't wait.
[00:54:11]What are you doing?
[00:54:13]I thought[br]I'd document the occasion.
[00:54:15]My very first meeting[br]with the family.
[00:54:18]Nathan, they might find that[br]a bit strange.
[00:54:20]Come on. It's special.
[00:54:23]Something to look back on.
[00:54:25]If you take the next right...
[00:54:27]we are at the end of the road[br]on the left.
[00:54:29]Just past that red pole.
[00:54:31]All right. Red pole on the left.
[00:54:34]Great.
[00:54:54]Hi, I'm Nathan.
[00:54:56]I'm Alicia's boyfriend, sir!
[00:54:58]Theo, it's all right![br]It's me!
[00:55:01]-Nathan, you're scaring him![br]-I'm just trying to say hello.
[00:55:11]Mommy, this is George,[br]and this is Gerard.
[00:55:16]So, which one is yours?
[00:55:18]Or perhaps both?[br]They're equally scrumptious.
[00:55:20]Mommy, no, they gave us a lift.
[00:55:23]Oh, mommy, this is Nathan.
[00:55:26]Mrs. Hernandez,[br]it's an absolute honor.
[00:55:31]You know, it's amazing. I feel[br]as though I know you already.
[00:55:35]Oh, good.
[00:55:38]Come, come.[br]You must let me feed you!
[00:55:41]Everyone inside.
[00:55:42]Oh, food! Ca c'est bon ca!
[00:55:45]No, no. It's getting late.
[00:55:47]You stay the night.[br]You eat, you sleep...
[00:55:50]you get to wherever you have[br]to be tomorrow. I insist.
[00:55:52]My baby is home!
[00:55:55]Tonight, we party!
[00:56:01]-Gerard.[br]-What?
[00:56:03]I have to keep going.
[00:56:07]George,[br]you are in love with Alicia.
[00:56:16]Perhaps, but the fact is that[br]I'm getting married tomorrow.
[00:56:19]Sure. But the fact is,[br]that is tomorrow.
[00:56:23]Tonight is ours,[br]you know, George?
[00:56:26]Give yourself tonight.
[00:56:28]Jump tomorrow, boy.
[00:56:52]Hello, uncle? Yes, I--
[00:56:55]Yeah. But I'm on my--
[00:57:10]Hi, I'm Nathan.
[00:57:15]I'm Nathan.
[00:57:18]Nathan, he can't hear you.
[00:57:21]He's deaf.
[00:57:30]Oh, for me? You want me to try?
[00:57:32]Nathan, I wouldn't.[br]It's very, very spicy.
[00:57:35]-He makes it special.[br]-I can handle it.
[00:57:37]OK. I really wouldn't.
[00:57:40]I'll just take a little bite.[br]He seems to really want me to.
[00:57:53]Your room, just as you left it.
[00:57:55]Mommy, you're embarrassing me[br]in front of George.
[00:57:58]All right.
[00:58:01]Thank you, George.
[00:58:06]Come, Jorge.[br]We'll find you a room.
[00:58:09]Do you dance, Jorge?
[00:58:31]Wow.
[00:58:33]La cuisine.
[01:00:35]What are you doing?
[01:00:36]I'm sorry.
[01:00:38]I thought[br]I would make you a dessert.
[01:00:40]I haven't had a man[br]in my kitchen since Cesar died.
[01:00:45]-Cesar?[br]-Alicia's father.
[01:00:49]A fine man and a great cook.
[01:00:52]He cooked with real passion,[br]you know?
[01:00:55]We used to cook together.
[01:00:57]And would it sizzle in here.
[01:01:02]I am sorry.
[01:01:05]I shouldn't be here.
[01:01:06]No, no, I'm glad you're here.
[01:01:09]And besides,[br]I want to taste your...
[01:01:14]-Oh, mousse.[br]-Mousse.
[01:01:18]Mousse au chocolat.
[01:01:34]C'est bon, Gerard. C'est bon.
[01:01:38]Thank you, Consuelo. Thank you.
[01:02:21]For me?
[01:02:23]Oh, no, I couldn't.
[01:02:29]Thank you.
[01:03:00]Where's my Alicia?
[01:03:22]Let's eat.
[01:03:26]To my beautiful daughter Alicia.
[01:03:29]I want you to know...
[01:03:31]just how very proud[br]we all are of you...
[01:03:34]and how very special[br]you are to all of us.
[01:03:37]I only wish your dear father--
[01:03:39]pobrecito--[br]could be here with us, too.
[01:03:41]I know the poor bastard[br]would be prouder than any of us.
[01:03:45]I'm sorry.
[01:03:48]This is supposed to be[br]a time for rejoicing.
[01:03:55]I hope now that[br]I'm not speaking out of turn.
[01:03:58]I never met Cesar...
[01:04:00]but as a guest--
[01:04:02]and I think I'm speaking[br]for my friend George, as well--
[01:04:06]as a truly welcome guest of[br]this wonderful, warm family...
[01:04:12]I feel his spirit[br]is alive and well.
[01:04:16]So, Consuelo...
[01:04:19]with your permission, I'd like[br]to propose a toast to Cesar.
[01:04:23]-To Cesar.[br]-To Cesar.
[01:04:28]-Salud.[br]-Salud.
[01:04:30]I love these bracelets, but[br]I haven't found them anywhere.
[01:04:34]I went everywhere[br]looking for them...
[01:04:36]and I can't find not even one[br]purple bracelet like that.
[01:04:39]You know,[br]I'm feeling a little better.
[01:04:43]I might take a stroll,[br]find Alicia.
[01:04:45]But I haven't shown you[br]my karaoke machine yet.
[01:04:51]Abrerar! It's time to dance!
[01:04:56]I want my Alicia[br]to dance for me.
[01:04:58]Oh, I insist.
[01:05:01]I'm your mother. It's my right[br]to demand you dance.
[01:05:04]Come, come, come,[br]come, come, come.
[01:05:08]Abrerar!
[01:05:20]Olé!
[01:06:19]Bailamos. We dance.
[01:06:59]Hey, blue, you know it's true
[01:07:01]What you gonna do? I love you
[01:07:03]When I see you lying there
[01:07:05]You just make my eyes go square
[01:07:08]Hey, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:07:10]When I need you,[br]you'll be there
[01:07:12]On the moon with white cheese
[01:07:14]And a fish[br]that's white and green
[01:07:28]You look terrific.
[01:07:31]Thank you.
[01:07:33]That shirt really suits you.
[01:07:35]Oh, you think?
[01:07:36]Yeah. You look good.
[01:07:40]It makes me feel different--
[01:07:44]freer.
[01:07:47]That was a beautiful thing[br]you did before.
[01:07:53]You're a nice man, Gerard.
[01:07:58]You're a nice woman, Consuelo.
[01:08:11]How about you and I...
[01:08:17]we go and...
[01:08:19]do some dishes?
[01:08:33]Do you want to go for a walk?
[01:08:34]I mean, get some air?
[01:08:37]Some--sure.
[01:09:03]Wow.
[01:09:08]My father's dream.
[01:09:30]How did you learn[br]to dance like that?
[01:09:33]You're so good.
[01:09:35]Thank you.
[01:09:38]My father taught me.
[01:09:41]He was a very patient man.
[01:09:47]I love to dance.
[01:09:50]When I dance, I forget[br]who I'm supposed to be.
[01:09:57]It's good to do that, to take[br]a vacation from yourself...
[01:10:01]to lose yourself.
[01:10:05]And what do you do, Jorge?
[01:10:08]-What?[br]-To lose yourself.
[01:10:14]I dream.
[01:10:17]What about?
[01:10:23]You.
[01:10:30]Sorry?
[01:10:31]You know, things. This and that.
[01:10:36]Stuff.
[01:10:48]What did he see in this thing?
[01:10:59]You know, there are so many[br]things I'd like to ask him.
[01:11:05]So many questions[br]only he can answer.
[01:11:12]Do you see that?
[01:11:16]I noticed it[br]the first day we met.
[01:11:18]-How did you get it?[br]-I don't know.
[01:11:22]What do you mean?
[01:11:25]Well, my parents died[br]when I was very young...
[01:11:29]and I lived with[br]my aunt and uncle.
[01:11:32]And I asked them,[br]and they didn't know.
[01:11:34]And my parents took the secret[br]of that scar with them.
[01:11:42]Can I see it?
[01:12:08]Sorry.
[01:12:10]I'm sorry.
[01:12:25]I can't.
[01:12:31]I'm sorry.
[01:12:36]No. I...
[01:12:38]I should really be[br]getting back...to Nathan.
[01:12:47]Oops! Sorry.
[01:12:49]-It's all right.[br]-Are you OK?
[01:12:51]-Yeah, I'm fine.[br]-I'm sorry.
[01:12:53]-I'm sorry.[br]-I'm OK.
[01:12:59]Well, I'd better get back.
[01:13:46]Hello.[br]How are you this morning?
[01:13:50]You slept like a baby.
[01:13:54]You're beautiful.
[01:13:56]I doubt it[br]at this stage of the day.
[01:13:58]Oh, si, si, si.[br]Tu es magnifique, magnifique.
[01:14:02]Well, I took the liberty[br]of making a few plans.
[01:14:05]First, I must check[br]with my friend George...
[01:14:07]if he's still going[br]to his wedding.
[01:14:09]Well, anyway,[br]I will come back afterwards...
[01:14:10]and I'll take you[br]out for lunch--
[01:14:12]a beautiful lunch[br]with beautiful wine.
[01:14:14]You know, everything you like--[br]anything.
[01:14:16]Then I'll take you out[br]for shopping maybe.
[01:14:18]Anything you want.[br]And don't worry about the money.
[01:14:20]It's my treat.[br]I'm at your service, Consuelo.
[01:14:23]And I thought that maybe[br]I could stay for a while here...
[01:14:29]and help you at the restaurant,[br]because I am a good cook.
[01:14:32]Not only mousse au chocolat,[br]you know?
[01:14:34]I can make other things.[br]Like, you know, I can make--
[01:14:37]Gerard, stop.
[01:14:39]-Quoi?[br]-Slow down.
[01:14:47]I'm doing it again.
[01:14:51]I always drive people mad.
[01:14:54]Come here.
[01:14:59]Gerard, when was the last time[br]you were alone?
[01:15:04]I mean, really alone.
[01:15:09]Gerard, I am not your answer...
[01:15:15]yet.
[01:18:21]Hello, you know.
[01:18:23]My name is Nathan.[br]I already know you.
[01:18:52]You know, you don't have[br]to go through with this.
[01:19:01]I have to go.
[01:19:04]Will you come in?
[01:19:06]No. You know, I can't go[br]to a marriage right now.
[01:19:10]Anyway, this is your story.
[01:19:12]Mine, you know,[br]is somewhere else.
[01:19:18]Yeah, somewhere else.
[01:19:26]Thank you, Gerard,[br]for everything.
[01:19:31]You're a good person.
[01:19:34]Merde, George.[br]You're going to make me cry.
[01:19:41]I hate good-byes.
[01:22:15]Welcome, all,[br]on this joyous day.
[01:22:18]We have gathered here[br]to bear witness...
[01:22:22]to the union[br]of George and Sophie.
[01:22:26]Today, two hearts, two spirits[br]shall unite...
[01:22:31]under the umbrella[br]of our Lord Jesus Christ.
[01:22:36]Do you, George Arthur Abiola...
[01:22:40]take Sophie Ochenado[br]to be your lawful wedded wife?
[01:23:01]Sorry?
[01:23:02]Me llamo Jorge.
[01:23:06]"Jorge" is Spanish for "George."
[01:23:12]He says his name is Jorge.
[01:23:15]¿Habla usted espanol?
[01:23:17]Si. Un poquito. ¿ Y tu?
[01:23:21]Si, poquito. Estoy aprendiendo.
[01:23:25]Do you...
[01:23:27]Jorge Arthur Abiola...
[01:23:32]take Sophie--
[01:23:34]¿Podemos hablar a solas?
[01:23:39]What did he say?
[01:23:42]We are just going[br]to have a quick talk.
[01:23:45]Talk? Fine.
[01:24:21]Quoi?
[01:24:25]-Are you alone?[br]-Quoi?
[01:24:28]Are you on your own?
[01:24:31]-Me, too.[br]-Great.
[01:24:34]So, we're both alone.
[01:24:45]Do you mind being alone?
[01:24:47]No. No.[br]It gives me time to think...
[01:24:51]to work things through.
[01:24:55]I see.
[01:24:57]Yeah. I probably do[br]my best work when I'm alone.
[01:25:09]So, we're both alone.
[01:25:12]And it's OK.
[01:25:26]Thank you all for waiting.
[01:25:32]Sophie and I...
[01:25:36]Sophie and I have decided[br]not to get married.
[01:25:40]The truth is,[br]this wedding is not ours.
[01:25:42]This marriage is not our want.
[01:25:45]It belongs to others[br]very close and dear to us...
[01:25:48]but, ultimately, we believe[br]they would want what we want.
[01:25:55]Gracias por tu pazienza...
[01:26:00]e comprencion.
[01:27:03]They've already left.[br]They're headed for the border.
[01:27:05]Great.
[01:27:22]Come on!
[01:27:23]I'm going on foot.
[01:27:25]Yeah. Great.
[01:27:27]Come on, George, run!
[01:27:29]Run, tiger!
[01:27:40]Next.
[01:28:19]Alicia, ti amo!
[01:29:14]I think it might rain.
[01:29:30]-So, what are you[br]-What are you doing--
[01:29:31]Sorry. Sorry.[br]You should go ahead.
[01:29:34]No, no. You go.
[01:29:41]You didn't go.
[01:29:47]No. You know, I hear it rains[br]too much up there.
[01:29:51]Yes, I hear it does rain[br]too much up there.
[01:29:57]This is very beautiful.
[01:29:59]Oh, thank you.[br]It's a traditional wedding garb.
[01:30:06]-How is your--[br]-Sophie?
[01:30:10]She's OK. She's starting[br]school in September.
[01:30:22]We didn't get married.
[01:30:28]It wasn't meant to be.
[01:30:38]I--my...
[01:30:41]My glasses are steaming.
[01:30:44]Mine, too.
[01:30:57]Gracias.
[01:31:00]De nada.